"The Letter People" Episode Guide

 



1. Meet Mr. M

Mr. M tells of a story in which his munching mouth (which is how he gets his sound) got him into trouble at the market. Later Sam Gump puts Mr. M to the test: Can he recognize words that start with his sound?

Written, Directed, and Produced by Thomas McDonough

2. "Meet Mr. T"

Mr. T retells the time he talked his way out of a confrontation with a bully called Terrible Tough Tony. It seems tall tales accompany Mr. T's tall teeth (which is how he gets his sound) wherever he goes.

Written, Directed, and Produced by Thomas McDonough

3. "Meet Mr. F"

Mr. F can't find the right shoes to go with his funny feet (which is how he gets his sound).

Written, Directed, and Produced by Thomas McDonough

4. "Meet Mr. H"

Harold talks Mr. H into visiting Hairless Herbert's barber shop, but Mr. H talks himself out of a haircut. Later, Mr. H wins a hippo from a door-to-door quizer. Hubba Hubba! Song: "Meet Mr. H". STARRING MR. H, HAROLD, HAIRLESS HERBERT, and the DOOR-TO-DOOR CONTEST QUIZER.

Written, Directed, and Produced by Thomas McDonough

5. "Meet Mr. N"

Mr. N causes a disturbance during story hour at the library, and helps Nardo the detective tame a Nasty, who turns into a Nice Nasty. Mr. N sings "Meet Mr. N". STARRING MR. N, NARDO, THE NASTY, NED THE NEWSMAN, the LIBRARIAN and a NURSE.

Written, Directed, and Produced by Thomas McDonough

6. "Meet Mr. B"

Its Mr. B's birthday, and he meets Boris the Bulletin Board (who sounds just like Boris Badenov). A really creepy segment follows featuring several puppets with human heads! A capital B and a lower-case b argue over who got invited to the birthday party. The Letter People play party games. Mr. B sings "Meet Mr. B" Watch for a quick cameo of Mickey Mouse's dog Pluto in the animated segment. STARRING MR. B, MR. H, MR. F, MR. T, MR. M, MR. N, BORIS THE BULLETIN BOARD, CAPITAL B, LOWER-CASE B, CREEPY BOY PUPPET WITH BIKE, CREEPY GIRL PUPPET WITH BEACHBALL, and CREEPY MAN PUPPET WITH BANJO.

Written, Directed, and Produced by Thomas McDonough

7. "Meet Miss A"

Miss A arrives in town with a deceptive sneeze (hers is the same sound that starts "A-choo"). She plays a carnival game in which her sound appears in all four parts.

Written, Directed, and Produced by Thomas McDonough

8. "What's the Catch?"

A new television station is starting up in Letter People Land. All sorts of dreams fill the heads of the Letter People, as they try songs, jokes, and juggling. But their truest talent is in their sounds, and how their sounds blend together. There's only one catch: Miss A has to be in all the "sound catches" for the time being.

Written, Directed, and Produced by Thomas McDonough

9. "The Tryout"

All the Letter People show up at the new TV station to try their sound catches on Monty Swell. For the first time, all six Letter Boys make their sounds catch with Miss A. At Monty's suggestion, another Letter Boy stands on the other side of Miss A, and they make a word. It's the inspiration for a game show called The Catching Game.

Written, Directed, and Produced by Thomas McDonough

10. "The Catching Game"

Clue A presents Monty Swell with a set of rules for The Catching Game. Each Letter Person can only make a sound when he or she is in a "clue box." Of the three clue boxes, the middle box is larger to emphasize Miss A's role (she's the only Letter Girl at this time). The Catching Game then airs for the first time.

Written, Directed, and Produced by Thomas McDonough

11. "Meet Mr. Z"

Mr. Z dresses in a coat lined with "zipping zippers," which is where he gets his sound. He takes the advice of Zero the Owl to go to Letter People Land, but that means getting through the Zigzag Forest.

Written by William Bailey. Directed by Thomas McDonough.

12. "Meet Mr. P"

A rustic Western setting provides the drama as Mr. P tries to get his food back from the Purple Peek-a-boo Palookas.

Written by Thomas McDonough. Directed by Gary Twitchell.

13. "Meet Mr. S"

Mr. S is a superhero residing in a secret sock cave. He needs to find the starter for his car, the Sockmobile, to drive his friend Slaw to the studios of The Catching Game. Trouble is, the starter must be recovered.

Written by William Bailey and Thomas McDonough. Directed by Thomas McDonough.

14. "Meet Miss E"

Miss E drops in (literally) to Mr. Z's apartment. It's apparent that Miss E is the strongest of the Letter Girls, since her sound comes from the same sound that starts "exercise." She cleans up Mr. Z's apartment before making her debut on The Catching Game.

Written by Thomas McDonough. Directed by William Bailey

15. "Meet Miss I"

Nardo the Detective returns. This time, he needs Miss I to help catch Ingrid, the pilferer of indigo ink. Miss I is the perfect right-hand Letter Girl for the job, as her skin is irritated with the mere mention of a word that starts like "itchy itch."

Written by William Bailey. Directed by Gary Twitchell.

16. "Meet Miss O"

Miss O is the most obstinate Letter Person around, and that's where she gets her sound. She stubbornly refuses to alter her strange opera about an ostrich and an omelet. Along the way, all the existing short sounds are reviewed (not surprisingly, Miss A, Miss E, and Miss I have unsatisfying roles in Miss O's opera). The abrupt end is not the end, as Miss O introduces a story about an odd octopus.

Written by William Bailey. Directed by Gary Twitchell.

17. "Meet Miss U"

Just what are the Unforgettable Underground Uglies? Miss U's uncle believes they took his baseball. But the Uglies want more from Miss U, whose sound is the same sound that starts "upsey-daisy umbrella."

Written by William Bailey. Directed by Thomas McDonough.

18. "Meet Mr. V"

A vandal has defaced Mr. V's violin and other objects that start with the same sound that starts "violet velvet vest." Both Mr. V and Mr. B plot strategy when the vandal makes a bold claim.

Written, Directed, and Produced by Thomas McDonough

19. "Meet Mr. L"

Mr. L is ready to open up a lemonade stand on the beach, but he'll have to contend with two villains first.

Written by William Bailey. Directed by Gary Twitchell.

20. "The Story of Mr. V; The Story of Mr. S"

Mr. B, Mr. P, and Mr. Z try to add their trademark clothing items to Mr. V, tearing his favorite vest in the process. In an act of vanity, Mr. V says he will never end a word so that no one will see the tear on the left side of his vest. That doesn't stop the other Letter Boys. They clutter their add-ons to Mr. S's super socks. Not all of them will come off, though. Mr. Z grants Mr. S the right to use the "zipping zippers" sound sometimes.

Written by William Bailey. Directed by Gary Twitchell.

21. "The Squoosh"

Mr. V goes to the set of The Catching Game to explain his restriction (see Episode 20) to Monty Swell. He and other Letter People try to make the word "vest," which is not easy to do in a clue box built for one. Mr. S and Mr. T are forced to share the ending clue box to make the word. Once that's done, Miss E declares that the combination of consecutive Letter Boys fit into a "Squoosh Box."

Written by William Bailey. Directed by Thomas McDonough.

22. "Meet Mr. D"

Dolly the Dragon has escaped from her lair. Her owners get help from Mr. D, whose sound is the same sound that starts "delicious doughnuts."

Written by Gayle Waxman. Directed by Gary Twitchell.

23. "Meet Mr. G"

A ghost has rid the corner grocer of all his green grapes. This calls for only one man: the newly-arrived Mr. G. His sound is the same sound that starts "gooey gum," which is one of the items they offer to the ghost as a trade.

Written by Gayle Waxman. Directed by Thomas McDonough.

24. "Meet Mr. C"

A carnival passes through town, filled with everything starting with the same sound that starts "cotton candy." A camel named Claude is part of the retinue, as is Mr. C, who is in search of his big break in show biz.

Written by Harry John Luecke. Directed by Thomas McDonough

25. "Meet Mr. K"

The Grand Shish of Kebab asks Mr. K to rescue the nation's King, an expert kazoo player, from the clutches of a kazoo detractor. Mr. K, donned in leather football gear, heads off amidst a storm brewing in Letter People Land. Mr. C knows something about Mr. K's sound: it's the same sound that starts "kicking."

Written by William Bailey. Directed by Thomas McDonough.

26. "The Story of Mr. C and Mr. K"

All the other Letter People discover what Mr. C knew all along: he and Mr. K have the same sound. Both of them go to Miss I's Itsy Witsy Ice Cream Club where, grudgingly, they try to settle their quandaries. Which Letter Girls will each stand next to? And is squooshing with Mr. K safe?

Written by William Bailey. Directed by Thomas McDonough.

27. "Meet Mr. W"

Mr. W needs to get back his wonderful wink (which is how he gets his sound). An impatient man unknowingly helps Mr. W get his wink back.

Written by Gayle Waxman. Directed by Thomas McDonough.

28. "Long Sounds"

The Letter Girls know well that they have to appear in every word that Letter People make. Miss A suggests that each of them adopt new sounds to go with their names. Before they know what hits them, the Green Gorillas band asks the Letter Girls for help to keep up their popularity. At that moment, Miss E is coaxed to write a song about the Letter Girls' long sounds. First with the news is Frantic Freddy, rambling wreck of the record rack.

Written by William Bailey. Directed by Thomas McDonough.

29. "Silent E"

With each Letter Girl now bearing two sounds, how will people know which sound she is using? This question hovers over the planned Western melodrama Monty Swell is directing. Mr. T thinks he's a natural to play the sheriff, but Mr. V plays the part in the show. Captain Zemo is the Nasty Bill Collector out to repossess Miss A's mat, since she hasn't kept up her mat payments. In act two, still up to no good, the Nasty Bill Collector ties Miss O to the railroad tracks. The Letter People devise new rules: (A) a Letter Girl can use her short sound if the Letter Boy is alone at the end of a word (holding the badge of Cooperation), and (B) Miss E can stand outside the Ending Clue Box as a signal that the Letter Girl in the Catching Clue Box is using her long sound. STARRING MONTY SWELL, MISS I, MR. V, MR. T, MR. K, MISS E, MISS A, MR. M, MISS O, MR. P, and CAPTAIN ZEMO.

Written By Gayle Waxman. Produced By Thomas McDonough. Directed By Thomas McDonough

30. "Adjacent Vowels"

Nardo the detective recounts the case of "Poopsie's Surprise": Bufford Van Murdlesnert (his friends call him "Poopsie") comes to Nardo for help. Seems he's getting mysterious notes with words he can't pronounce. The Letter People help Nardo follow clues that lead Poopsie to his surprise birthday party. STARRING MISS O, MISS A, MR. B, MR. T, MR. P, MISS I, MR. L, MISS E, MR. S, MR. M, NARDO, and POOPSIE. Also appearing is Monty Swell and an unidentified "friend" of Poopsie.

Written By Gayle Waxman. Produced By Thomas McDonough. Directed By Thomas McDonough

31. " Hall Of Fame- Review Of Short Vowels"

Nardo the detective, night watchman at the Letter People Hall Of Fame, explores some of the museum's most famous exibits. Featuring clips from episodes 7, 14, 15, 16, 17, 8, 9, & 10.

Written By Jeffrey Jones. Produced By Thomas McDonough. Directed By Jeffrey Jones

32. "Hall Of Fame-Review Of Consonents/Squoosh

Nardo the detective, night watchman at the Letter People Hall Of Fame, explores some of the museum's most famous exibits. Featuring clips from episodes 2, 5, 12, 13, 18, & 21.

Written By Jeffrey Jones. Produced By Thomas McDonough. Directed By Jeffrey Jones

33. "Hall Of Fame-Review Of C & K"

Nardo the detective, night watchman at the Letter People Hall Of Fame, explores some of the museum's most famous exibits. Featuring clips from episodes 24, 25, & 26.

Written By Jeffrey Jones Produced By Thomas McDonough Directed By Jeffrey Jones

34. "Hall Of Fame-Review Of Long Sounds, Silent E, and Adjacent Vowels"

Nardo the detective, night watchman at the Letter People Hall Of Fame, explores some of the museum's most famous exibits. Featuring clips from episodes 28, 29 & 30.

Written By Jeffrey Jones Produced By Thomas McDonough Directed By Jeffrey Jones

35. Meet Mr. Y

Newcomer Mr. Y is putting everyone to sleep with his yawning. Sure, it's how he gets his sound, but he and some other Letter People are needed. There's a creature up in the mountains called the yodel, just the perfect guest for Letter People Land's upcoming Outdoor Sound Festival.

Written By William Bailey Directed By Thomas McDonough

36. "Y as a Consonant and a Vowel"

Before their outdoor Sound Festival, the Letter People split into factions over the tiring Mr. Y. Miss I intends to give Mr. Y her sound so that he can appear in the middle or end of words. This becomes the focal point of the Sound Festival.

Written By William Bailey Directed By Thomas McDonough

37. "Meet Mr. J"

Officer Jabberwocky informs Mr. J he must clear out his jumbled junk—which is how Mr. J gets his sound.

Written By William Bailey and Patrick McCreary Directed By Thomas McDonough

38. "How Mr. G Got Another Sound"

The Genius Gem is missing from the museum. It ends up in Mr. J's junkyard. Mr. G touches the gem and disappears. Now Mr. J and Officer Jabberwocky must follow a set of instructions that gives Mr. G the right to use the J sound.

Written By Thomas McDonough Directed By Thomas McDonough

39. "Meet Mr. R"

Mr. R has no rip in his ripping rubber bands. Can he trust the repair service of Roscoe and Ringo? Those two renegades are more interested in comedy revue.

Written By Gayle Waxman, Pat Clear and Thomas McDonough Directed By Thomas McDonough

40. "Star Trip Part I: AR and the Divided Catching Clue Box"

For a week, ever since Miss A had disappeared, the Letter People Space Agency has received signals from a faraway planet. Mr. R has been assigned to rescue Miss A. This leads to the most extraordinary discovery. Befriending Lucky Star on the journey to planet Snickers, Mr. R learns of the Divided Catching Clue Box. With it, Miss A and Mr. R produce the AR sound.

Written By Ron Cohen Directed By Jeffrey Jones

41. "Star Trip Part II: The OR Sound"

Miss A returns to Letter People Land, but not before another spaceship whisks a willing Miss O to the planet Snickers. Together she and Mr. R enter the Divided Catching Clue Box to make the OR sound. But are they a match for the Empress Mung and her guards?

Written By Ron Cohen Directed By Jeffrey Jones

42. "Star Trip Part III: The ER Sound"

Empress Mung is truly merciless. She has coaxed Miss E, Miss I, and Miss U into one of her spaceships bound for the planet Snickers. Will the Empress get more wondrous sounds out of the Divided Catching Clue Box, or can the Letter Girls and Mr. R fool her?

Written By Ron Cohen Directed By Jeffrey Jones

43. "Hall Of Fame: A Review (5)"

Nardo provides flashbacks of the adventures surrounding Mr. Y, Mr. J, and Mr. R—including the Star Trip trilogy.

Written By Thomas McDonough Directed By Thomas McDonough

44. "Meet Mr. X"

Things seem to be going wrong: Mr. B loses his voice, Mr. H's head looks even more horrible, and Miss U's goat is cursed into not bleating. All these things occur when anyone is tagged with a red letter X. It's up to Nardo the Detective to track down the source of these marks. Once he does, he offers to help Mr. X get a sound.

Written By Thomas McDonough and James Scott Directed By Thomas McDonough

45. "Meet Mr. Q"

Miss O loses her voice prior to her engagement at the opera house. She and an assemblage of Letter People must go to the laboratory run by Mr. Q. Before Mr. Q can help the Letter People, they must help him acquire a sound.

Written By James Scott Directed By Thomas McDonough

46. "Runaway Words"

Miss O visits Professor Foghorn , who has invented a word machine. The Word Machine digests a group of letters and sounds out words from them. But the machine pops a cog when Miss O starts feeding it words that do not sound the way they should. When the machine refuses to take any more such words, the words sprout legs and run away, becoming "Runaway words". The Word Machine sings "I'm The Word Machine". STARRING MISS O, PROFESSOR FOGHORN, THE WORD MACHINE, and a CAST OF A THOUSAND RUNAWAY WORDS.

Written by Produced by Directed by

47. "CH Blend"

Mr. C and Mr. H go fishing without their fishing poles, and Mr. C asks Mr. H to squoosh with him there in the woods(?!). They're late to catch the train, which leaves without them AND the conducter, Charlie McChew. The Letter People perform the "Chewy Cherry Choo-Choo" song with appropriate "Jefferson Airplane" background effects. STARRING MR. C, MR. H, CHARLIE McCHEW, and the CHEWY CHERRY CHOO-CHOO. Featuring MR. F, MR. S, MR. P, MISS U.

Written by Thomas Mc Donough Produced by Thomas Mc Donough and Jeffrey Jones Directed by Thomas Mc Donough

48. "Meet The Thing"

MR. T and Miss U visit the "haunted" theater, and are spooked by "The Thing", who has two "th" sounds. Mr. T tells Miss U about how Grandpa T and Grandpa H met "The Thing" during a rehearsal and agreed to make it part of their act. But the theater closed in 1930 before The Thing could take to the stage. Officer Jabberwocky is sent to capture The Thing so that the theater can reopen. The Thing finally gets to perform for an audience, singing "I'm The Thing, I'm the real Thing..." (Just like Coke, huh?) STARRING MR. T, MISS U, "GRANDPA" T, "GRANDPA" H, OFFICER JABBERWOCKY, and THE THING (visual effect).

Written by Ralph St. William Produced by Thomas McDonough Directed by Jeffrey Jones

49. "WH/SH"

Mr. W does some slight-of-hand for Mr. H on a street corner, and Mr. S, in his Secret Sock Cave below the street, just wants them to be quiet. "Sh! Sh! Shhhh!" Later, on Monty Swell's "Catching Game" show, contestant Captain Zemo keeps nodding off. Monty sings a song in tribute to Mr. H for discovering the WH and SH sounds. STARRING MR. H, MR. W, MR. S, MONTY SWELL, and CAPTAIN ZEMO. Featuring MISS E and MR. D.

Written by Thomas McDonough Produced by Thomas McDonough and Jeffrey Jones Directed by Jeffrey Jones

50. Review #6

Nardo the detective reviews shows 44-49 at The Letter People Hall Of Fame.

Written by Thomas McDonough Produced by Thomas McDonough and Jeffrey Jones Directed by Thomas McDonough

51. "ING", part one

Cindy is watching Frantic Freddie's "Rocking, Hopping, Dancing Party" on TV, wishing she could be on the show in person, but her wicked sister has locked her in her second-story room. Mr. S shows up at her window and offers to fly her to the studio. The Letter Girls sing their chart-topper, "The ING Sound", with Miss A playing a mean Guitar. STARRING FRANTIC FREDDIE, CINDY, MR. S, MISS E, MISS I, MISS O, MISS U, and MISS A. Also appearing: assorted Letter People dancing at Frantic Freddie's, and a announcer with a sore ear.

Written by Ralph St. William Produced by Thomas McDonough Directed by Jeffrey Jones

52. "ING", part two

Frantic Freddie is holding a dance marathon, and trying to stay awake for a week to beat sleepy DJ "Bedbug" Anderson's record. "The ING Sound" is still at the top of the charts, so the Letter Girls do a reprise.

Written by Ralph St. William Produced by Thomas McDonough Directed by Jeffrey Jones

53. "Words In Parts", part one

A paordy of the original "Kung-Fu" series, which introduces Iggy and Chopper, who is a "chopper of words". Watch out for the "silly-bull", a cute, if overused, piece of animation. Chopper narates a flashback about his time spent with the Master. NO LETTER PEOPLE APPEAR. STARRING CHOPPER, MASTER and IGGY.

Written by Ralph St. William Produced by Thomas McDonough Directed by Thomas Mc Donough

54. "Words In Parts", part two

Chopper returns to the Temple of the Silly Bull.. Master explains the rules for breaking words into three parts. Chopper has a reunion with Iggy, who is the Master's newest student. Lots of "potato" jokes and more of the "silly-bull" animation. NO LETTER PEOPLE APPEAR. STARRING CHOPPER, MASTER and IGGY. Also appearing; the anouncer with a sore ear.

Written by Ralph St. William Produced by Thomas McDonough Directed by Thomas Mc Donough

55. "OU/OW"

Monty Swell is holding auditions for his variety show. Miss O tries out but Monty tells her she has to get a new sound. Miss O discovers her new sound at the point of Miss U's umbrella. At showtime Miss U loses her voice and Mr. W must stand in for her. Miss O sings "Ow". (And just why is Mr. W peeping into Miss O's dressing room window?) STARRING MISS O, MISS U, MR. W, and MONTY SWELL. also appearing:a bad stand-up comic.

Written by Ralph DiGugelmo. Produced by Thomas Mc Donough and Jeffrey Jones. Directed by Jeffrey Jones.

56. "OY/OI"

Self-absorbed Miss O is on the prowl for more new sounds. She and Miss I use some casual time by the pool to make the "OI" sound. Mr. Y, who keeps seeing a submarine in the pool, gets drafted into taking Miss I's place when she has a itching fit. STARRING MISS O, MISS I, and MR. Y.

Written byRalph DiGuglielmo. Produced by Thomas McDonough and Jeffrey Jones. Directed by Thomas McDonough

57. "O-Long; OO-Short"

Miss O is beside herself after she visits a strange forest woman and her Owl companion, Zero. Miss O is selling door-to-door cosmetics, but the forest woman wants her to try her potion: one that duplicates the person who sips it. Who needs two Miss O's? Miss O does, to make her new "OO" sounds. Miss O sings about the "OO" sounds in a song called "I Can Swoon". STARRING MISS O, THE FOREST WOMAN, and ZERO THE OWL.

Written byRalph DiGuglielmo. Produced by Thomas McDonough and Jeffrey Jones. Directed by Thomas McDonough.

58. "AU, AW"

Miss U suggests she and Miss A visit the Funhouse to improve Miss A's mood. The Funhouse is full of video and puppet tricks that manages to unnerve the Letter Girls, until Mr. W. shows up. Miss U and Miss A agree to make the "AU" sound, and Mr. W agrees to stand in for "AW" when Miss U can't. STARRING MISS A, MISS U, FUNHOUSE HUCKSTER, MR. W. Featuring a "GHOST", SKELETON, MAGIC MIRROR, and YAWNING PORTRAIT. Also appearing: Mr. P, Mr. C, Miss O, Mr. T, and Mr. N in the background.

Written by Ralph DiGuglielmo. Produced by Thomas McDonough and Jeffrey Jones. Directed by Thomas McDonough.

59. "Sentences Part I"

What are those strange marks hovering over Letter People Land? Miss U, Mr. S, and Miss O introduce themselves to the three punctuation marks, who instruct how to construct and read sentences.

Written Jeffrey Jones. Directed by Jeffrey Jones.

60. "Sentences Part II"

The seventh game of the World Series pits the Letter People Land Clue Boxes in a jam at Mudville. They are down by three runs in the ninth inning. To compound matters, the fans back home can't get the game action. All they have are transmitted sentences about the final two at-bats.

Written by Thomas McDonough. Produced by Thomas McDonough.